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Moon
Topic Started: Sep 14 2009, 04:40 PM (146 Views)
aphrodite
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How come the Moon doesn't Fall Down to Earth?
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Due to the absence of Oj I felt compelled to answer this on his behalf.

Very good question Aph, but the answer is easily explained.
The Moon is made of special material similar to polystyrene but slightly heavier.
Its a delicate balance, but most scientists believe that if it was any heavier, it would indeed fall onto Earth and probably wipe out America (but missing Cuba).
If it was any lighter, it would float away and get burned up by the sun.

Some of the more radical views about the moon include the one that says it was created in a lab in Pennsylvania from a mixture of butter, polyfilla, sawdust and polystyrene and then put into orbit by NASA for a laugh around the year 1640.
While this theory seems fine at first (as there are no verified written sightings of The Moon before 1640), it is now discounted by most serious scholars as Pennsylvania didn't exist in 1640.
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centurion
Sep 14 2009, 04:44 PM
Its a delicate balance, but most scientists believe that if it was any heavier, it would indeed fall onto Earth and probably wipe out America (but missing Cuba).
LMFAO *laffcry*
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xD That's an awesome answer.
I am repiv, bow to my overwhelming power of NOTHINGNESS!! ...ooh a quarter.
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Sep 14 2009, 07:03 PM
centurion
Sep 14 2009, 04:44 PM
Its a delicate balance, but most scientists believe that if it was any heavier, it would indeed fall onto Earth and probably wipe out America (but missing Cuba).
LMFAO *laffcry*
That was funny! good thing they used polystyrene and not polyethylene!
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or nitroglycerene lmao
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lol yes for sure! If they used that it would not miss Cuba!
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aphrodite
Sep 14 2009, 04:40 PM
How come the Moon doesn't Fall Down to Earth?
It does when you get to be a female Senior Citizen. However ever the
use a the proper foundation garment will hide this fact from all but your
husband and/or your special someone. *thumbUp *think
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Sep 26 2009, 12:01 PM
aphrodite
Sep 14 2009, 04:40 PM
How come the Moon doesn't Fall Down to Earth?
It does when you get to be a female Senior Citizen. However ever the
use a the proper foundation garment will hide this fact from all but your
husband and/or your special someone. *thumbUp *think
*ROFLMAO
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aphrodite
Sep 26 2009, 03:28 PM
Ojpj
Sep 26 2009, 12:01 PM
aphrodite
Sep 14 2009, 04:40 PM
How come the Moon doesn't Fall Down to Earth?
It does when you get to be a female Senior Citizen. However ever the
use a the proper foundation garment will hide this fact from all but your
husband and/or your special someone. *thumbUp *think
*ROFLMAO
Have any of you observed a "Canine Moon-walker"? The answer can be found on old episodes of Star Trek. If you need a hint than just think of "Cling ons." *thumbUp
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????????????????? *think
Life is a waiting room, hope they don't call me soon.....
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Woodman
Jan 27 2010, 08:40 AM
????????????????? *think
Well it is the Canine reaction to the minus 26 C cold snap up here.
The usual method for a dog to have a crap does not work well when the
first bit out freezes and won't let the next bit see the light of day. *ohhhhhh* *newShy*
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