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Topic Started: Sep 8 2009, 01:10 PM (174 Views)
centurion
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uncle oj can you explain to me why that it is that a woman can put a 2 inch girth penis in a 1 inch hole at 2 am with her eyes closed and she cant put a 10 foot car in a 20 foot parking space at 2 pm in broad daylight with her eyes wide open *thumbUp
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centurion
Sep 8 2009, 01:10 PM
uncle oj can you explain to me why that it is that a woman can put a 2 inch girth penis in a 1 inch hole at 2 am with her eyes closed and she cant put a 10 foot car in a 20 foot parking space at 2 pm in broad daylight with her eyes wide open *thumbUp
It is very true what you say in both examples, and the same women would squeeze into any piece of clothing 2 sizes too small, and ask
"How do you like this new dress I bought today? *ohhhhhh*
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and .... the answer to that would be the same as if asked..... "Do I look Fat?" "Am I Pretty?" ."Should I wear this?"


Hopefully with luck and timing an answer to this will not have to be forthcoming as other situations may arise, if not...
You could fake an emergency IE: Scream loudly "Look out a tree is falling"....(22% chance of working if you are not outside in a Forrest)

Or you could just politely ask the question again (buys Time, but then this is two strikes as you were not paying attention to the question)

Or perhaps the logical and safest thing to do. is drop everything you are doing and run like hell!
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The correct answer is you look great all the time .......... hey, we believe you ........ until the next question lol
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aphrodite
Sep 26 2009, 03:20 PM
The correct answer is you look great all the time .......... hey, we believe you ........ until the next question lol
Well you certainly do. Your smile is a real winner in my book.
How about you starting off a "Never ending story again?" *think
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Thanks OJ *blowkiss There already is one lol Never Ending Story part deux and it features you quite a lot. It's in word forum games *giggle
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aphrodite
Sep 27 2009, 02:11 PM
Thanks OJ *blowkiss There already is one lol Never Ending Story part deux and it features you quite a lot. It's in word forum games *giggle
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aphrodite
Sep 27 2009, 02:11 PM
Thanks OJ *blowkiss There already is one lol Never Ending Story part deux and it features you quite a lot. It's in word forum games *giggle
Wow! Thanks a bunch. I shall go look for it then. When it appears that I am not keeping up with things, it is because I am not. *cheers*
aphrodite
Sep 27 2009, 02:11 PM
Thanks OJ *blowkiss There already is one lol Never Ending Story part deux and it features you quite a lot. It's in word forum games *giggle
You know the time loop has lasted way longer than the hoola hoop?
Edited by Ojpj, Sep 30 2009, 01:08 PM.
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Ojpj
Sep 30 2009, 12:58 PM
aphrodite
Sep 27 2009, 02:11 PM
Thanks OJ *blowkiss There already is one lol Never Ending Story part deux and it features you quite a lot. It's in word forum games *giggle
Wow! Thanks a bunch. I shall go look for it then. When it appears that I am not keeping up with things, it is because I am not. *cheers*
aphrodite
Sep 27 2009, 02:11 PM
Thanks OJ *blowkiss There already is one lol Never Ending Story part deux and it features you quite a lot. It's in word forum games *giggle
You know the time loop has lasted way longer than the hoola hoop?
Has it? I really thought that they in a way went hand in hand if you time travel while using one?
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Oct 2 2009, 06:57 PM
Ojpj
Sep 30 2009, 12:58 PM
aphrodite
Sep 27 2009, 02:11 PM
Thanks OJ *blowkiss There already is one lol Never Ending Story part deux and it features you quite a lot. It's in word forum games *giggle
Wow! Thanks a bunch. I shall go look for it then. When it appears that I am not keeping up with things, it is because I am not. *cheers*
aphrodite
Sep 27 2009, 02:11 PM
Thanks OJ *blowkiss There already is one lol Never Ending Story part deux and it features you quite a lot. It's in word forum games *giggle
You know the time loop has lasted way longer than the hoola hoop?
Has it? I really thought that they in a way went hand in hand if you time travel while using one?
The same can be said for the putting on of a bra in the dark, which 50% of you have never even tried to do. *think
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OJ you really should stop dressing in womens clothing if you struggle with putting a bra ON in the dark. The other 50% have struggled with one before the 2"into 1" scenario. *giggle
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Oct 4 2009, 11:50 AM
OJ you really should stop dressing in womens clothing if you struggle with putting a bra ON in the dark. The other 50% have struggled with one before the 2"into 1" scenario. *giggle
lol I am really really hoping that he is of that 50% of people who have not done that.
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How on earth did I miss this discussion, I often wondered the same thing Centurion hahahaha!
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Oct 4 2009, 11:50 AM
OJ you really should stop dressing in womens clothing if you struggle with putting a bra ON in the dark. The other 50% have struggled with one before the 2"into 1" scenario. *giggle
As the peeping Tom said from the top of the ladder to the Cop shining the flashlight (Torch fer those folks over the pond.) I'm just measuring
the window for drapes, and there is more light over here to do so. *thumbUp
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