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| Never Ending Story; Part Deux | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 16 2008, 07:14 AM (989 Views) | |
| centurion | Mar 16 2008, 07:14 AM Post #1 |
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I liked this topic so much that I would like to start it again here and I believe this will bring new posts and new humour as no-one seems to be posting at the minute. As you are all aware this topic must contain ONLY names of people on the forum. Lets begin ......... In the beginning there was OJ and God, God gave OJ his commandments and ....... |
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| StEC | Mar 16 2008, 04:50 PM Post #2 |
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and then OJ set forth to to teach.... |
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| aphrodite | Mar 16 2008, 06:57 PM Post #3 |
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God the rules of Stecnet, when ...... |
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| cajunrebel | Mar 16 2008, 08:23 PM Post #4 |
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a huge lightening bolt struck and |
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| centurion | Mar 17 2008, 04:15 PM Post #5 |
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kim claimed it was the cumming of the lord,but...... |
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| StEC | Mar 18 2008, 03:47 PM Post #6 |
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she was sadly mistaken because... |
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| cajunrebel | Mar 18 2008, 04:05 PM Post #7 |
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she didnt have her glasses |
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| aphrodite | Mar 19 2008, 02:35 AM Post #8 |
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and she needed at least two glasses of wine before she could even focus after her heavy drinking session the night before. She had found out that ........ |
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| cajunrebel | Mar 19 2008, 06:38 AM Post #9 |
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she had no wine in the house so she |
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| centurion | Mar 19 2008, 03:04 PM Post #10 |
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went to the local church to get a free glass of wine and had the cheek to ask the priest if it was to much to ask if he toasted the bread and...... |
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| cajunrebel | Mar 19 2008, 03:35 PM Post #11 |
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Lightning came down and hit her so hard that |
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| centurion | Mar 19 2008, 03:42 PM Post #12 |
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it cracked her glass and she ended up sucking it up off the floor with a straw and her ass in the air, when ........ |
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| aphrodite | Apr 14 2008, 06:37 PM Post #13 |
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.. OJ, his sight not being what it was, thought it to be a bycycle parking place and parked his bycycle between her cheeks. Kim shreiked at the feel of the rough tyres and cold metal against her skin and .......... |
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| cajunrebel | Apr 21 2008, 11:29 PM Post #14 |
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she left the church to get away from the mess she was in. |
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| aphrodite | Apr 22 2008, 01:21 AM Post #15 |
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when she bumped into Woodman who .............. |
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| centurion | Apr 23 2008, 12:43 PM Post #16 |
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was curious as to why there was a snail trail behind her and she said let me explain ....... |
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| cajunrebel | Apr 23 2008, 02:38 PM Post #17 |
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Thats not a snail trail..it's where my tired butt was dragging. |
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| aphrodite | Apr 26 2008, 04:06 PM Post #18 |
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Was it the rubber off the tyre that tired you out said Woodman and would you like to come back to my place and ....... |
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| centurion | Apr 26 2008, 04:21 PM Post #19 |
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look for things to do with my ............ |
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| cajunrebel | Apr 26 2008, 07:24 PM Post #20 |
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assortment of games |
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