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exentric english
Topic Started: Mar 9 2008, 06:52 AM (492 Views)
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hello old chaps, ones label/name is WING COMMANDER BLIGHTEY, one has set all you blighters the challenge of speaking in ones native tounge, for some it a frightfully frightfully gastley language and for the rest it can be delightfilly spiffing.

now one is going to walk biffo (ones k9) in the country club as the little rascal has just trumped and it smells dreadfully awfull..........
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Hurrah Wing Commander Blighty, how frightfully good to see you and dear little Biffo .... Lady Penelope Ponsonby har (here).

Dear little Biffo he does seem to have a teensy problem with his emissions, how frightfully awful for one although I am positively certain that one blames the little chap for ones own indiscretions hawhawhaw.

Never you mind now, I am certain that a brisk walk at the country club will soon have everything tickety boo.

Must run along now old chap but one is certain to meet others this glorious morning ........


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ahhh lady penelopy old gal, one has not seen you since the spring of 44 ,hows life been treating you old gal, biffo still has a crush on those slim sexy whippets of yours
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I thought Whippets were Dogs, like small Grey Hounds???
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Mar 9 2008, 08:20 AM
I thought Whippets were Dogs, like small Grey Hounds???
one thought Whippets were dogs, a bit like grey hounds, old boy

yas old chap, one would seem to be spot on with ones obsevations, the problem with biffo (my dog) is that them dam whippets are rather fast for the little chap to keep up with, so biffo does not get any afternoon tiffing.
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Well helloo OJ old chap, old dear, I see you joined us on our morning constitutionals. Biffo was running circles around you as he does, he is a dear but his tail does hurt ones shins as he wags it so hard especially when he catches sight of my whippets. It would be frightfully good of you to join in with this patter if you feel so inclined to indulge in this eccentric English game, one would be soooo pleased. I think it would be good to see Kimmy poos too, I'm sure she would be delightful.
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kimmy pooos and oj,on this thread....... lady penelope, why you rotter, i am terribaly dissappointed with you for inviting the rest of the rif raf to join us.
this is supposed to be a thread for the elite in society, not scoundrels like oj an kimmy poos, my goodness woman what eva will you think of next.
just the mention of them 2 has sent biffo ott and he has been howling so long and hard that he has snapped one of his vocal cords, poor chap
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OMG lmfao I'm so lost I dunno any native language to speak in lol but this sure is fun to read!
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Mar 9 2008, 01:53 PM
OMG lmfao I'm so lost I dunno any native language to speak in lol but this sure is fun to read!

well old boy will one have a bash at english eccentricity speaking like a toff, if one requres a name we shall call you TOPPER and what a jolly name it is to topper old boy
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I Reckon y'all an't down by d creak (the creek), my southern draw is rusty don't talk like um anymore. I reckon I'm sopostto.
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Wel PK could we call you PERCY to give you an English toffs name. Maybe one could join in with the aristocracy then and speak a little of the delicate old language of England. I believe some of your ancestors may have come from here and so it should be in ones breeding dear fellow. Do have a go, it would be frightfully spiffing of you and Penny Wenny would be awfully pleased.
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Me chingo, los pinche pendejos en este topico hablan como chivos.
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Well my fine lads and lasses, it is plain to see that, "ye ain't from round here, are ye"
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Woodie, how frightfully sweet of you to make an appearance one's awfully glad to see you, One really must go now and climb the apple and pears and say nightie nightie to all. The fresh air has been bracing today and has fair worn one out, my dear old wing commander blighty has already retired to his chamber and will be playing with his spitfire as he always does before he settles down to some shut eye. So I will say sweet dreams and toodoloo until the morrow x
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gosh lady penelope of lancaster, one does not play with ones spitfire in bed, thats where one tackles the bomber (lancaster)
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I be speakin' in my native language, eh?
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this thread old gal is for everyone to have a good old bash at trying to speak as an english snob,you know as the upper crust in society ie hugh grant , the queen and any old war film involvind british officers,....... ie BROAD SORD CALLING DANNY BOY OLD CHAP.... YOU CATCH MY DRIFT
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So, gettin pissed at the pub playing snooker is not snobbish?
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Dear dear Woodie one really hasn't seen how the upper crust llive has one. The country club is where you will find us dear chap, those frightful public houses are full of thugs and loutish behaviour old boy, you most defintely do not want to frequent such places and being out of ones sensibilities is just not done.... oh no, very frowned upon.

As for the the other matter .... all I can say to you is Billiards dear boy, Billiards.

As for you my dear Wing Commander, if you would like to park your spitfire in my hanger tonight that will be fine, I'll oil it for you!
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gosh, lady penelope,well i never. will this be the oil from your sump old gal, well ding dong hello to you tonight
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