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Do You Masturbate? (girls & guys)
Topic Started: Oct 7 2006, 08:05 AM (1,841 Views)
Kissy
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and this has got to be the funniest thread I read today
lmaooooooooo stec, your sister cracks me up
she should hang out here more
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ProKlowner
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Nope don't do that anymore why cause I don't get aroused often and besides I haven't meet anyone who wants to arouse me in years. Maybe long ago when I was a kid. Tho sometimes you feel like a nut and sometimes you don't.
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centurion
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magenta27
Feb 19 2007, 07:23 PM
If God didn't want us to masturbate. he/she/it'd make our hands shorter so that we can't reach our penis:-)

why take mohamed to the mountain when in scotland they take the mountain to mohamed, in other words short hands are fine in bonnie scotland *whistem *thumbsup
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Apr 29 2008, 04:51 PM
magenta27,Feb 19 2007
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If God didn't want us to masturbate. he/she/it'd make our hands shorter so that we can't reach our penis:-)

why take mohamed to the mountain when in scotland they take the mountain to mohamed, in other words short hands are fine in bonnie scotland *whistem *thumbsup
Hahahaha that cracked me up!
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repiv
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I bet the T-rex never masturbated. : D
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Brandon82
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No wonder TRex was so grumpy and ate other animals all the time.

I wonder if animals get more aggressive by nature when they can't masturbate.

LOL
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For a T-Rex to masturbate I would imagine he would have to be the most flexible creature on earth with those puny minuscule arms!
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He's got big feet though
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L5 that is true hahahaha
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Sep 16 2009, 12:06 PM
For a T-Rex to masturbate I would imagine he would have to be the most flexible creature on earth with those puny minuscule arms!
um well ya there is the fact he has small arms and hands... but......how far can he bend over?
He could have a flexible spine more like a dog or cat ? or other animals,Birds, reptiles.....wait! he a reptile!

`who says he needs those small hands if he makes sure those teeth do not ... um...chop it off?


edit.....hmmm a theory why they are extinct? .... lol think about it
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centurion
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mrs rex could not find mr rex's penis, thats why t-rex went extinct.

ps have you ever seen a penis on t-rex or ever thought that his genitals might be behind his ears, lmao
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TO OLD TO MASTERBATE? How does that work:P
Edited by db112nl, Oct 28 2009, 12:42 PM.
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The next poll should be: Do You Like To Watch People Masturbate? Which Sex Is Preferable? ;)
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Haha sounds like a good one!
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