two pretty sick funny jokes...

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two pretty sick funny jokes...
Topic Started: Aug 27 2006, 12:24 PM (106 Views)
Ziggy Stardust	Aug 27 2006, 12:24 PM Post #1
Loyal Member Posts: 588 Group: Member Member #259 Joined: June 1, 2005	So this couple has baby and they take it to the nusery place like all children, and then when the parents come to see their child the doctor tells tham that there were some medical complications and they had to perform surgery. So the parents are all scared about what happened and the doctor tells the nurse to take them to their baby. The nurse walks them into a room, and on the table is a newborn baby without any arms or legs and the parents are all sad and sobbing and ask what;s wrong with it. The doctor looks at the chart and yells at the nurse, "this isnt their baby, nurse, what do i pay you for, take them to their child." The nurse takes them to the next room down, the parents walk in and there is just a head on the table with tubes and ivs sticking out of it. The parents begin crying uncontroably and ask what's wrong wiht it. The doctor looks at the chart and yells at the nurse again, "if you don't take them to the right room this time, i'll fire you, it's not funny." The doctor appoligizes to the couple and they follow the nurse. This time the doctor checks the chart beforehand, and says "okay, be prepared this is your baby i'm sure". they walk into the room and there is only a piece of tissue paper on the table, the nurse lifts up the paper and there is but a lone eyeball staring up at them. The parents look at it and then scream, "WHAT COULD BE WRSE THAN THIS OH GOD!!". The doctor looks down at his chart and syas, "he's blind." okay time for number two, it's a bit shorter k. Theres this teenage couple, and they start having sex and then start expeimenting in bed. and one day the girl tells the guy, "what do you want to do now, we've done nearly everything, what would be your biggest fantasy with me?" The guy thinks about it a little and says "well i've always wanted to have sex in a cemetary ya know?" The girl freaks out at him and breaks up with him and says "i would never do that it's so digusting we are through." All the guy does in narrow his eyes and laughs "You'll die eventually.
	"Don't you just hate it in music when meaning is sacrificed for rhyme even though we all do it all of the time."


StEC	Aug 27 2006, 12:53 PM Post #2
Gender Hudini Admin Posts: 16,574 Group: Administrator Member #1 Joined: August 19, 2004 Gender Male Mood Sick Browser Firefox Blog StEC's Blog!	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG that baby one is so disturbing I love it! The second one is just freaking scary LMAO!
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zzzzzzzuhlast	Aug 27 2006, 01:09 PM Post #3
Unregistered	The Baby one is awesome! just don't know how they knew it was a boy?
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Ziggy Stardust	Aug 28 2006, 06:16 PM Post #4
Loyal Member Posts: 588 Group: Member Member #259 Joined: June 1, 2005	they checked before they did the corrective surgery, i dunno
	"Don't you just hate it in music when meaning is sacrificed for rhyme even though we all do it all of the time."


Beelzebub_192	Dec 1 2009, 09:31 PM Post #5
Loyal Member Posts: 302 Group: Member Member #131 Joined: January 7, 2005 Gender Female Browser Firefox Blog Please insert the title of your blog	i dont get the baby one :(



zzzzzzzuhlast	Dec 2 2009, 01:40 AM Post #6
Mercora's Purple Monkey Posts: 686 Group: Investor Member #843 Joined: August 5, 2009 Gender Private	wow how did you find this and dig it up? hmmm lol not sure what to add or comment ......Guess maybe I could ask Serrebi ? I had to giggle at the second one pretty sick but funny!
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